Secret Dress Language
I’m visiting with family for my soon-to-be-cousin-in-law’s bridal shower. [Have I ever mentioned that I freakin' love my family? It is true.] While wrapping presents, my aunt and I got to talking...
View ArticleWhy Mod Cloth?
I’ve seen a lot of people on the Internet suggest Mod Cloth as a source for dresses for the bridal party. Now, Mod Cloth seems like a cool company, and I don’t mean to bad mouth them at all. I love...
View ArticleThere Goes Tokyo!
The bloggy consensus is having your bridesmaids pick their own dresses is the right way to go. It’s humble! It’s easier for everyone involved! It will make your bridesmaids feel the most comfortable...
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Judge Not
Something I edited out of yesterday’s post [Lower your eyebrows! I edit my crazy blog screeds. Some.] was the notion that the trend toward having bridal attendants select their own formalwear is, I...
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Maybe Bridesmaid Dresses ARE All Ugly
Did you think I was done talking about bridesmaid dresses? Newsflash: I will never be done. Ten years after I’m married, when this blog is covered in Internet cobwebs, I will wake up one morning with...
View ArticleTux Sux
Collin and I went to a Men’s Warehouse tuxedo shop today to work out what the dudes in our wedding are going to wear. It was a really crummy experience. First of all, for a store entirely devoted to...
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I Hate Shapewear
Spring is almost here, so Victoria’s Secret is pimping out its new bridal lingerie. I LOVE lingerie, so you’d think I’d use my wedding as an excuse to drop big bucks for something lacy and flimsy for...
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Twitterpated
It’s the first day of Spring. What does that mean? Eggs can balance on their end? No, dummy! Free water ice at Rita’s? Yes, but only if you have the patience to stand in line until Summer. What...
View ArticleSize Lies
I ordered the bridesmaid dresses yesterday. It was a chaotic and worrying experience. My bridal shop sells prom dresses too, so the place was overrun by sixteen-year-old girls trying on amazing pageant...
View ArticleMy Visit to FedEx, a Comedy of Errors
The bridesmaid dresses came in this weekend, sparing me from developing an eye twitch (Claudia was measured for her dress one month after she gave birth. The dress ordered was gigantic. She is now a...
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